2010-4-21 16:59
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摩登漫畫笑話
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<font size="3"><font color="#000000"><p style="line-height: 30px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: left;"><strong><font color="blue"><font style="font-size: 13.5pt;">我老公死了8個月啦,不過我們還有保持連絡,</font></font></strong></p><p style="line-height: 30px; text-indent: 2em; text-align: left;"><strong><font color="blue"><font style="font-size: 13.5pt;">他的電子信箱是華特@天堂.com</font></font></strong></p></font></font><br>
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<font size="4"><font color="#ff9900"><font color="#000000"><strong><strong><font color="blue">「親愛的安迪:你最近好嗎?你媽媽和我都很好,我們很想念你,</font></strong></strong><strong><br>
<strong><font color="blue">請你把電腦關了,下樓來吃點東西吧!</font></strong></strong><strong><font color="blue">父字」</font></strong></font></font><br>
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<font size="2"><font color="#ff9900"><font color="#000000"><strong><strong><font color="blue">「</font></strong></strong><strong><font color="blue"><font style="font-size: 13.5pt;">我本來的名字叫做大衛</font></font></strong><strong><font color="blue">,</font></strong><strong><font color="blue"><font style="font-size: 13.5pt;">但是我覺得它太老氣了</font></font></strong><strong><font color="blue">,</font></strong><strong><font color="blue"><font style="font-size: 13.5pt;">所以我把它縮短為DVD</font></font></strong><strong><font color="blue">!」</font></strong></font></font></font><br>
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<font size="2"><font color="#ff9900"><font color="#000000"><strong><font color="blue"><font style="font-size: 13.5pt;">「妳的小孩發育得很不錯,妳要發一封電子郵件給他
嗎?」</font></font></strong></font></font></font><br>
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<font size="2"><font color="#ff9900"><font color="#000000"><strong><font color="blue"><font style="font-size: 13.5pt;">「我想讓我老公多放一點心思在我身上, </font></font></strong><strong><font color="blue"><font style="font-size: 13.5pt;">妳們有聞起來像電腦的香水嗎?」</font></font></strong></font></font></font><br>
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<font size="2"><font color="#ff9900"><font color="#000000"><strong><font color="blue"><font style="font-size: 13.5pt;">「對不起,氣味不怎麼好聞, </font></font></strong><strong><font color="blue"><font style="font-size: 13.5pt;">只是我把所有的密碼都刺青在腳趾頭裡面了!」</font></font></strong></font></font></font><br>
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<font size="2"><font color="#ff9900"><font color="#000000"><strong><font color="blue"><font style="font-size: 13.5pt;">「妳叫我多陪陪小孩, </font></font></strong><strong><font color="blue"><font style="font-size: 13.5pt;">所以我就把他們的照片作成圖檔,拉到桌面來了!」</font></font></strong></font></font></font><br>
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<font size="2"><font color="#ff9900"><font color="#000000"><strong><font color="blue"><font style="font-size: 13.5pt;">「我的電腦說:我的腦袋必須升級,才能和新的軟體相
容!」</font></font></strong></font></font></font>