忠誠的妻子<P align=center><BR><FONT color=darkorange size=5><STRONG>忠誠的妻子 <BR>The Loyal Wife<BR></STRONG></FONT><BR><BR></P><FONT color=#4455a6 size=4></FONT>
<P><FONT color=#4455a6 size=4>有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。<BR>There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money,and was a real miser when it came to his money.<BR> <BR>他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」<BR>Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to<BR>the 'after-life' with me.' !<BR> <BR>他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。<BR>And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.<BR> <BR>他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」<BR>Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was ! sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When t hey finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket,the wife said, 'Wait, just a minute!'<BR> <BR>她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。<BR>She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.<BR> <BR>然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。<BR>Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.<BR> <BR>她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」<BR>Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there in the casket with your husband!'<BR> <BR>這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」<BR>The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.'<BR> <BR>「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」<BR>'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him !?'<BR> <BR>那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去領他就可以用了。」<BR>'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it.'<BR> <BR>故事的啟示：女人比男人聰明！<BR>Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *<IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://www.amituofohouse.org/images/smilies/roateSimle.gif" smilieid="58"> </FONT></P>
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